I have been offline for two days.
It is OK. I have joined a support group and apparently there may be government funds available to people like me.
We lost power for a little bit then it came back on and then we lost CABLE!!!
My friend, Lyssa, called to see if we needed a warm place to sleep or a warm shower. I told her I can live without those, but not my internet!!!! So right now I am typing in the library at my sons’ school.
So I missed a day of blogging. Whew. Pressure is off now. I can go back to not blogging and cleaning my house. OK, maybe this is more fun, and I am so far behind on the housework anyways. . .
Thankfully the Wall Street Journal (WSJ from now on) gave me a diversion from doing anything productive last night. I had already watched everything we had taped on Tivo, so now I had to find something else to do. I thought I would catch up on all the WSJs that pile up during the week.
I skip anything that might be super important to world markets and go straight for the personal journal.
Here is where I discover the good news. The cookies that I have been consuming non stop since 5 minutes after Thanksgiving lunch actually count as a DIET.
Well, the real cookie diet may be a little different. You are actually supposed to eat these specially prepackaged, protein rich cookies. But the idea of eating less food and consuming more cookies really appeals to me.
Of course, then they have to haul in all the “experts” to explain why this diet may work (eating less=weight loss) and won’t work forever (doesn’t “teach people better eating habits in the long run.”)
But seriously, aren’t we all on a cookie diet at Christmas?
The best diet one nutrition director recommends is the Mediterranean diet. Now that does sound fabulous. I probably should go to Greece and see just exactly how this works.
Who are they kidding, though, I saw “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” and the “Big” just didn’t refer to their hair. Does Baklava count as a cookie???
So for now I will stick to my local cookie diet that I was unwittingly already on. I may not lose weight, but I can enjoy my favorite holiday treats without any guilt.